Is blue matter radioactive? Do you and the other robots run off of nuclear steam power?

It’s not radioactive.

I can assure you that the robots in Steam Powered Giraffe are not a threat to the patrons who attend our shows in any way, short of some Sky Net-like judgement day happening.

The people who maintain us on the other hand…well they signed a contract.

I am pretty sure we're not connected to Sky Net.

Hello there, The Spine. This may be a dumb question, but are Walter Girls human? I have to wonder, based on their appearances.

Of course they are human, well some of them anyways…

They just have a few side effects due to exposure to all the blue matter on the job, that’s all.

theamazingggthegiraffe:

bunnybennett:

They recently got a makeover!

Follow The Robot Band on Tumblr!

Wanna know where to find our members’ tumblr pages?

Character Tumblrs:

GG The Giraffe: http://theamazingggthegiraffe.tumblr.com
Rabbit: http://officialrabbit.tumblr.com
The Spine: http://officialthespine.tumblr.com
Hatchworth: http://officialhatchworth.tumblr.com
Peter Walter VI: http://pawaltervi.tumblr.com/
Becile Industries: http://becileindustries.tumblr.com/

why is my picture at the bottom??? the spine will crush us all!!

Back From Michigan

officialwaltergirlcarolina:

The robots have been restless, they drank Faygo while in Detroit.  They are only allowed water, but somehow Hatchworth snuck some Faygo to The Spine, and Rabbit joined in.  I’ve tried to chisel away the residue but no luck.  Hopefully Walter Girl Chelsea has a better way of dissolving sugar molecules from blue matter particles.  Time will tell…

Hatchworth told me it was water.

I usually don’t believe him when he talks, but I gave into peer pressure when Rabbit said I wouldn’t be cool anymore if I didn’t drink it with the rest of them.

I don’t feel so well.
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What is your favorite daydream?

Recently I’ve been daydreaming about G.G. shrinking a hundred times her normal size…being lost…her tiny robot screams not being able to be heard by the rest of us.

Aaaaahhh, heaven.

So, the Spine, I've been wondering for a very long time now, what are you most afraid of?

I’ve recently been getting nightmares of G.G. growing a hundred times her normal size and smashing through the city…her complaining booming through the air, shattering windows.

Do you ever miss The Jon or Upgrade? And where is Upgrade?? Does she live at the mansion or was she shut down?

Who’s “The Jon” and “Upgrade”?

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Hey The Spine, what exactly is your power source? I know Hatchworth's got a blue-matter core, but is that only him? do you all have those?

Almost all of the Walter Robotic robots run off of the energy provided by their blue matter cores, including the three main robots in the band.

However, there is one robot in Walter Manor that does not.



He runs off of batteries…

He’s a well mannered individual, and is about ten times more delightful company than G.G..

Hello there, The Spine. My friends and I heard "Go Spine Go" the other day and couldn't stop laughing (sorry!), but how did you react when the others came up with those bizarre lyrics? It seemed during the song you were possibly embarrassed or annoyed.

I imagine it’s similar to how most humans deal with their friends and family…

Sometimes they are a bit too much and you wish you could disconnect their power modules.

Other times, you wouldn’t change them one bit.

The Walters are shipping me out to Detroit Michigan tomorrow with the rest of the bots for a concert at Youmacon, an anime convention.

They’ve fitted me with a brand spanking new vest.

You’ve gotta see it in person to believe it…

All of you not attending Youmacon will just have to wait for photos to emerge online to witness it’s vesty newness.

As an automaton, do you ever have to change your oil? If so, do you have any certain brands you prefer?

It’s all synthetic lubricants now for us.

Special Walter Robotics Robo Rocking Synthetic Oil Blend Number 2295.

Hello The Spine. Would you be so kind as to enlighten me to the dates of release of the New album and this amazing deck of cards that I must own?

Saturday, September 27, 2583.

I am begging you to make a step by step video on how you tie your tie so awesomely

Double Windsor or Eldrich?
Those are the two I use.

There are plenty of videos online to show ya how to do them, that’s how I learned. Good luck!

theamazingggthegiraffe:

pawaltervi:

officialthespine:

pawaltervi:

officialrabbit:

theamazingggthegiraffe:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for the first annual Steam Powered Giraffe Walter Robotics Expo 2013!

what gives? You’re gonna plaster my face all over the internet in this awful advertisement? IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WAS JUST A STUPID MARKETING GIMMICK I WOULDN HAVE LET YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE SRSLY I THOUGHT THE SHIRT WAS A PIRATE FLAG AND I WAS WAVING SOME SORT OF PARADE STREAMER BUT I GUESS IN CONTEXT NOW IT DOES MAKE MORE SENSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING U WERE DOING HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS THING IS THE LIGHT BROKEN??? I KEEP HITTING IT AND NUTHIN HAPPENS WHAT IS THIS KEYBOARD FROM THE 90S???

GG you said you wanted to be included in the band more.

Wait, GG can use the internet? When did that happen?

You had me install WiFi cards in all the lesser robots last year Mr. Walter.Uhm, and by LESSER I mean notthethreemainsingingmusicalrobots. ¬_¬

That was last year. GG was still in that crate.

OMG STOP TALKING LIKE I’M NOT EVEN HEREspine heres your wifi card backIve been surfin the internet for four straight dayswhatz a gangnam style?

Thank you GG. I can make use of this.The blender has been wanting to Google where Hamilton Beach is.

theamazingggthegiraffe:

pawaltervi:

officialthespine:

pawaltervi:

officialrabbit:

theamazingggthegiraffe:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for the first annual Steam Powered Giraffe Walter Robotics Expo 2013!

what gives? You’re gonna plaster my face all over the internet in this awful advertisement? IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WAS JUST A STUPID MARKETING GIMMICK I WOULDN HAVE LET YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE SRSLY I THOUGHT THE SHIRT WAS A PIRATE FLAG AND I WAS WAVING SOME SORT OF PARADE STREAMER BUT I GUESS IN CONTEXT NOW IT DOES MAKE MORE SENSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING U WERE DOING HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS THING IS THE LIGHT BROKEN??? I KEEP HITTING IT AND NUTHIN HAPPENS WHAT IS THIS KEYBOARD FROM THE 90S???

GG you said you wanted to be included in the band more.

Wait, GG can use the internet? When did that happen?

You had me install WiFi cards in all the lesser robots last year Mr. Walter.
Uhm, and by LESSER I mean notthethreemainsingingmusicalrobots. ¬_¬

That was last year. GG was still in that crate.

OMG STOP TALKING LIKE I’M NOT EVEN HERE

spine heres your wifi card back

Ive been surfin the internet for four straight days

whatz a gangnam style?

Thank you GG. I can make use of this.

The blender has been wanting to Google where Hamilton Beach is.

pawaltervi:

officialrabbit:

theamazingggthegiraffe:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for the first annual Steam Powered Giraffe Walter Robotics Expo 2013!

what gives? You’re gonna plaster my face all over the internet in this awful advertisement? IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WAS JUST A STUPID MARKETING GIMMICK I WOULDN HAVE LET YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE SRSLY I THOUGHT THE SHIRT WAS A PIRATE FLAG AND I WAS WAVING SOME SORT OF PARADE STREAMER BUT I GUESS IN CONTEXT NOW IT DOES MAKE MORE SENSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING U WERE DOING HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS THING IS THE LIGHT BROKEN??? I KEEP HITTING IT AND NUTHIN HAPPENS WHAT IS THIS KEYBOARD FROM THE 90S???

GG you said you wanted to be included in the band more.

Wait, GG can use the internet? When did that happen?

You had me install WiFi cards in all the lesser robots last year Mr. Walter.Uhm, and by LESSER I mean notthethreemainsingingmusicalrobots. ¬_¬

pawaltervi:

officialrabbit:

theamazingggthegiraffe:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for the first annual Steam Powered Giraffe Walter Robotics Expo 2013!

what gives? You’re gonna plaster my face all over the internet in this awful advertisement? IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WAS JUST A STUPID MARKETING GIMMICK I WOULDN HAVE LET YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE SRSLY I THOUGHT THE SHIRT WAS A PIRATE FLAG AND I WAS WAVING SOME SORT OF PARADE STREAMER BUT I GUESS IN CONTEXT NOW IT DOES MAKE MORE SENSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING U WERE DOING HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS THING IS THE LIGHT BROKEN??? I KEEP HITTING IT AND NUTHIN HAPPENS WHAT IS THIS KEYBOARD FROM THE 90S???

GG you said you wanted to be included in the band more.

Wait, GG can use the internet? When did that happen?

You had me install WiFi cards in all the lesser robots last year Mr. Walter.
Uhm, and by LESSER I mean notthethreemainsingingmusicalrobots. ¬_¬