Spine, I love you. Will you marry me?
Anonymous

I don’t think we’ve developed the same mutual love for each other that would normally bind two people in matrimony.
Although I “love” every one who enjoys us and treats us nicely, I do not routinely “fall in love” with humans.
Even if this happened, you cannot marry something that is not human legally, as far as I am aware.

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